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woohooligan Mar 4, 2012
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Poor Wharf... he doesn't know how to smile. ;P

p.s. Again, the misspellings here are deliberate for the purpose of parody.

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Unka John Mar 5, 2012
Unka John I kinda like this ending better than the alternate.
woohooligan Thanks, John! :)

Yeah, there's usually a bit of a divide between folks who like the alt better and folks who like the original ending better. I don't think there's been one yet where people saw both of the endings and said "gee I can't decide which I like better". I figure it's inevitable it will eventually happen that way at least once.
Unka John Mar 5, 2012
Unka John Well, don't go by me. I, umm, don't really know any Klingons I'm ashamed to say.
Col Klink Apr 28, 2013
The friends - Some of my best friends are Kliingons. Although they might not be aware of it.
Invader.Socks As a Trekkie, I think that they're both hilarious, but I have to pick the original punchline over the alternate here. :D
woohooligan Thanks, Simon! :)
Letomo Mar 16, 2012
I just found this comic, and the alts have cycled off. Any way to see them elsewhere?
woohooligan Mar 16, 2012
woohooligan Hi Letomo. Thanks for reading. :)

There's not currently any way to see the alternate endings for the older comics. In the future there will likely be a printed book with alternate endings, but it probably won't be for a while.
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