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NEW! Check out our best laughs from 2016!I had a lot of fun at AnimeFest in September! :D While I was there I sat in on this late-night, 18+ panel titled "A frank and honest discussion of our sexual fetishes", and as you might imagine I came away from it with a lot of comic material. ;P
This week! In this particular case we were all talking about BDSM and a woman said that the thing she liked most about it was the sense of fashion. I suppose I could have taken that all kinds of places. There could have been a cat walk with chains and ball-gags. There could have been a heated argument about the best color of rubber for but-plugs. The possibilities are really endless!
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I went with this because it tied in nicely with the previous comic and after all, who really knows more about BDSM than superheroes? You gotta know Bruce Banner is all about angry fucking. Black Widow? Tell me you didn't get wood during the interrogation scene in the Avengers! And that's not even getting into the Punisher, Spawn and Ghost Rider! But if you really want to talk bondage, none of them can lay a finger on Spider Man! He's constantly spewing that sticky goo all over the villains... not to mention the webs!
Two questions:
1) Who's your favorite superhero?
2) What's your favorite superhero costume?
My all-time favorite superhero makes a cameo appearance in today's alternate ending (now on Patreon), but he doesn't have my favorite costume.
To be honest there are a lot of costumes I think are really slick. I'm not sure if I could pick a favorite. Granted, there are also an awful lot of hideous costumes out there: the Flash, Superman (underwear over your pants? really?), Captain America (what's with the giant A on your forehead? You got a 5th grade spelling bee later?), etc...
To be honest I think there are probably more hideous costumes than cool ones. But for cool costumes, Mystique is definitely high on the list. I liked Phoenix and both of Storm's costumes -- the classic as well as the 80's punk with the white mohawk! Gotta love a chick with a mohawk!
And obviously Iron Man, but to be honest, I kind of think that's cheating. I mean, an Abrams tank might be really cool, but it doesn't qualify as a "costume", even if you do paint it red and gold. Same thing with the Teen Titans' Cyborg: cool prosthesis man, but your forearm doesn't qualify as part of your "costume".
The Teen Titans did have one very cool costume though in Nightwing and despite the bright orange that sticks out like a sore thumb, I've still always loved the costume of their arch-enemy, Deathstroke.
So who're your favorite hero (or villain) costumes?
I had the wrong Phoenix - Oops - I got the Bad Phoenix costume mixed up with the Rachel Summers Phoenix costume http://www.writeups.org/img/fiche/4249a.jpg with the spikes.
Oh, I forgot Rachel Summers. D'oh! I had stopped following Marvel by the time she was introduced, so I only vaguely knew about her. Not that I was following any other comics -- I was never a big DC fan either... just a period when I was too busy and/or too broke to keep up with them.
I'm not particularly keen on the design with the spikes, although I honestly don't see that as being particularly fetishistic either... but then I guess fetish is often in the eye of the beholder. I just find the spiked costume visually boring.
